Be weary of intersections....

.... even when you have the green light, since there may be a giant white 80's Caprice Classic flying through the very same intersection against a/their red light.

this in turn may/will cause your asshole to pucker tighter than someone with a really tiny asshole, while you yell fruitlessly.

and as the car passes, a dumb-struck 'oh-shit' look grows on the drivers face.

you may even see this car again just a few blocks later. and against your better judgement, decide to chase them down and let them know how much of an incredibly fucking stupid, reckless, piece of shit they are.

the nice thing though, is that the beer in your fridge will taste just that much better.

be safe out their people