HFF-13

In summary, to quote a bearded nun:

"1) Patty should quit her job along with all other endeavors that don't involve carmel making.

2) Never bet a food service worker that she can not identify what a costume is that has to do with food.

3) Never try to pop a wheelie at 2:02 am at the corner of 2nd and 2nd on the day the clocks reset, because your chain will snap and you will have to scooter yourself home.

4) People are incredibly reluctant to accept baked goods from nuns with a five o'clock shadow, particularly if said nun is trying to give away 700 cookies, because that is just way too many damn cookies.

5) People are not, however, reluctant to exclaim the various sexual acts they have always dreamed of performing on a nun.

6) When you can't find your gloves check your pockets first.

7) Unless they are made with pot or mushrooms 700 cookies are just too damn many cookies.

8) You can NOT steer a tandem from the rear seat, even if you can turn the handle bar. Actually, turning the handle bars makes things worse.

9) When walking up and down muddy creek beds in the dark, take baby steps in case it is slippery or let Clay go ahead of you so you can tell the slick spots based on where he falls down.

10) Anything more the 700 cookies is just way too many damn cookies.

Those of you that were in attendance likely learned these lesson's with me or in some cases because of me. Hopefully, those of you that missed out can learn from my mistakes. I'm already working on an alternative to cookies for next year so far jello shots and homemade burritos is the lead contender. So we may finnally find out if there truely is always room for jello. I should mention the 11th lesson I learned from our own Stevie Bergman was that I have some pretty horrible ideas. "

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